A Day at the Museum
One can really empathize with Pygmalion….
CAPTIONS AS TEXT
– What better way to end a marathon of period films & tv shows all set in Antiquity, than to go to the local museum and see the real deal?
– Agron sighed, “Who cares if the show was historically inaccurate; it’s TV! How’s walking around here supposed to make any diff–”
– “WOAH! Check out the schwanz on that one!” Nasir chuckled. “It’s a discus athlete, Agron. Many of them practiced near to fully nude.”
– Agron was floored. “But this shite is like PORN! Kids are walking around – what the – What are these guys DOING!!?”
– “Wrestling,” Nasir read the placard. Agron was aghast. “With the bloke’s cock up his arse!?” Nasir laughed. “Don’t you get any ideas, Aggy!”
– “I guess you were right; they really DID fight naked back then! SCHEISSE! So many great scenes wasted on that show! I’ve been cheated.”
– “Told ya so~!” Nasir took some time to examine the frescoes, listening as the tour guide explained the rigorous restoration attempts.
– But behind them Agron was paying zero mind. “Nasir, did you know the phallus was considered a protective symbol to ward off evil?”
– “They even carved them on streets and buildings! GODS! We need to visit Monte Vista one day and see these ruins! Incredible place!”
– “See, Aggy,” Nasir crowed. “Told ya coming here’d be great! Look at you, all fired up to see the rest of the exhibits! I’m glad!” ^_^
CC CREDITS
– Sculptures set by @toxxxicrose
– Floor mosaic rugs by @andantezen
– Statue by @dkyrie
– Pompeii wall art by Severinka
– Museum decor by TheJim07 at MTS
– A lot of the rest by EA from Monte Vista, or the the Market & Gym Venues
MY THOUGHTS
I can easily imagine Agron getting a real kick out of going around ogling all the homoerotic artwork and explicit nudity, then buying a whole book on Classical Art at the gift shop, claiming he’s being all cultured and educated when really he’s only in it for the porn. 😛
I’m just thinking of how Nasir gallivanted around the better portion of Season 3 with a necklace made of apotropaic phalluses (that Agron probably gave him, cuz it sounds like something he’d do. XD).
Greco Roman Sims 3 Poetry 
